You know what they say “The higher the hair, the closer to God”. But seriously: what’s up with the outlandish haircuts, creepy references to touching, and eerie ventriloquist dummies?

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.

Awkward vintage Christian album cover.